Things that cannot be done

Hello all!

Recently I have seen a few mod requests for shorter wait times I hate the long wait time too.

Anyways, I thought we should compile a list of things that CANNOT BE DONE

1. Shorter waiting time
2. New kinds of magic (use can create new spells using existing magic, but you can not create new forms of magic)
3. New skills
4. Different body meshes for different races
5. Mods that change the same race. the last one in the load order will conquer the other mercilessly. This also applys to vendor chests
6. new weapon types. no spear :(
7. no moving planes of water
8. cannot add body slots (no second heads, sorry)
9. Esp.s cannot communicate between each other. their phones are dead, because they dont pay their phone bills
10. Collision (Havoc physics) cannot be added to the player or player-worn items such as clothing or armor.
11. "Rigged hair. I don't mean wigs, which CAN be rigged to move with the body. I mean hair that you add to a race in the CS and equip through Character Generation. It cannot be done; trust me, I've tried." Desuchan
12. no stopping the rain inside
13. no soft body physics
14. no new colored lights
15. No nested Begin/end blocks.
16. No huge battles with hundreds of enemies. (no battle of Helm's Deep, sorry)
17. No getting followers to jump. (they are just too lazy)
18. No objects that act like water (So no realistic fountains unless they're cell-sized).
19. Sheogorath cannot make sense
20. Cannot copy an object/actor from kotn without the cs crashing
21. cannot climb a rope or ladder Or even climb up a rock pile (if the rocks are spaced properly you can hop up from one to another, but cannot climb.)

Keep em coming! (note ill try to add some humor once in a while)